Stop it Sticky Fingers it's not fun anymore i want me lighters back!

".. i am mad .. about .. ugg... someone body took something really small from me like a lighter and i am furious..  I wish i could get this mad about being robbed of my future by the powers to be..  ugg...  i have no fire in my house or car and it's cold outside.  i don't want to go out there just for a book of matches something.. stupidly small that i should have around the house..  so, frustrated .. i can do this anymore.. if you have sticky fingers . you can't come by ..  like this.. Uug.....  it's so widespread. sticky fingers. mad.  just very.  mad... mother .. f..... ahhhhhhhh........  why?  Why you gotta steal my last lighter?   f@ck.    Stop stealing from me.  i am not going to take petty theft anymore.  if your a petty thief.     I m  sorry we can't hang out...   it's not going to work if you steal me last lighter out of like 24 bitch!  you f@cking whore!  i am not putting up with shit like this.  You don't know how long i had to look around the house .      for like an hour.. i am not down with hell!  You whore!  Ah.......................................  f@ck!        let me off this ride.. HELP!    Somebody take me away from this ghetto..